Mandalorian
10th February 2007, 00:59
Last week after long night of grinding xp , I was in the mood for another type of grinding.
Getting ready for bed. I ask my girlfriend Ivy, "LETS HAVE SEX!"
Ivy replies, "No honey I just want you to hold me tonight. Why can't you love me for who i am and not what i do for you in bed?" In my mind I was like *WTF is she on about*
Soooo I didn't get sex that nite.....
The next day we went shopping. First stop was a clothes department store. She pick out 3 outfits and asked if she can get all 3. I'm like "sure!"
Next stop was the shoe store. Ivy picked out 3 pairs of shoes that will go with each of the oufit I just bought her. I paid for the shoes and ask if we could go do some kitchen seiging , cause all this walking and standing/waiting got me really hungry.
As we were heading to the food court in the mall.... Ivy spots a jewelry store.
We go inside, and it seems like she have already been into the store before.
She picked out a tennis braclet and looked at me. At that point I couldn't hold it anymore.
I said, "NO!" Ivy replied " WHAT?" Then I said "Why can't you love me for who I am and not the stuff I buy you?"
Well.... just say that I got no sex that nite either..
So don't mess with me I'm like totally stressed out!
Oh yeah just remembered something that might of added to my outburst in the jewelry store. They were playing like a hip hop song by DMX "yall gonna make me lose my mind , up in here , up in here"
THE END
Getting ready for bed. I ask my girlfriend Ivy, "LETS HAVE SEX!"
Ivy replies, "No honey I just want you to hold me tonight. Why can't you love me for who i am and not what i do for you in bed?" In my mind I was like *WTF is she on about*
Soooo I didn't get sex that nite.....
The next day we went shopping. First stop was a clothes department store. She pick out 3 outfits and asked if she can get all 3. I'm like "sure!"
Next stop was the shoe store. Ivy picked out 3 pairs of shoes that will go with each of the oufit I just bought her. I paid for the shoes and ask if we could go do some kitchen seiging , cause all this walking and standing/waiting got me really hungry.
As we were heading to the food court in the mall.... Ivy spots a jewelry store.
We go inside, and it seems like she have already been into the store before.
She picked out a tennis braclet and looked at me. At that point I couldn't hold it anymore.
I said, "NO!" Ivy replied " WHAT?" Then I said "Why can't you love me for who I am and not the stuff I buy you?"
Well.... just say that I got no sex that nite either..
So don't mess with me I'm like totally stressed out!
Oh yeah just remembered something that might of added to my outburst in the jewelry store. They were playing like a hip hop song by DMX "yall gonna make me lose my mind , up in here , up in here"
THE END