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Bhima
12th December 2007, 20:20
An orc captain was marching his entire army to siege Aden Castle, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One Dwarf is better than ten orc soldiers!" The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside. Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet.

Then the voice spoke again: "One Dwarfen soldier is better than a hundred orc soldiers!" Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: "One Dwarfen soldier is better than a thousand orc soldiers!" The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dwarf laughing.

Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."


Bhima
MrTea
12th December 2007, 20:33
LOL
MrTwig
12th December 2007, 20:46
LOL!!!!
Mastergumble
12th December 2007, 21:16
Best story ever :D
Widmo78
12th December 2007, 22:56
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
Think i will put my Franek in box with second dwarf instead of my SE hihihih ;)
CombatWombat
13th December 2007, 15:10
pwned, good one :)
Mabys
13th December 2007, 16:24
6^^2a

Dwarfs are the best!!!
Bhima
13th December 2007, 16:35
Nice to hear you all liked the joke. I'll post more L2 jokes once in a while. :lol:

Bhima
MrTea
13th December 2007, 16:50
I think the 2nd dwarf was mabys asking for recs.
Mabys
13th December 2007, 17:24
I think the 2nd dwarf was mabys asking for recs.

Ku^,::
Mastergumble
13th December 2007, 18:34
She can own 3 end game alliances :twisted:
Yuva
24th February 2009, 13:38
Nice to hear you all liked the joke. I'll post more L2 jokes once in a while. :lol:

Bhima

Once a while its been a year!!!!
Bhima
24th February 2009, 15:13
ok. Yuva you are asking for it!!!!

Next joke will be about Yuva and his Buffalo...



OOOhhhhh w8... they are already a BIG JOOOOKKEEE!!!!

I will post another one soon. <3 bro


Bhima
Yuva
24th February 2009, 15:17
ok. Yuva you are asking for it!!!!

Next joke will be about Yuva and his Buffalo...



OOOhhhhh w8... they are already a BIG JOOOOKKEEE!!!!






But you alsoo want a buffalo like mine and want a sub like mine......so you are a BIG JOKE TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cabala
24th February 2009, 16:05
2 orc brothers walk into a bar... oh wait!
Fade
24th February 2009, 16:27
Dwarfs cheat!
MrTea
24th February 2009, 16:41
2 orc brothers walk into a bar... oh wait!

ouch?
Fhielle
24th February 2009, 17:15
Awsome, hahahaha
Jinjer
24th February 2009, 18:37
pawned! :D
MrTwig
24th February 2009, 19:31
Lol!!!!!
Venne
24th February 2009, 19:36
That made my day ! :D
BuKoHm
24th February 2009, 21:54
that's kinda old... :)

trying to translate from russian...
-orc, what are u eating?
-sry, my head muscles are busy now
Bhima
25th February 2009, 20:35
old is gold! doesnt mean its not funny anymore xD
BuKoHm
25th February 2009, 21:52
not if u heared that hundreds of times :D
MrTea
25th February 2009, 23:04
not if u heared that hundreds of times :D

look when he originally posted it.
BuKoHm
26th February 2009, 02:25
i have heared it even b4 then :p
MrTea
26th February 2009, 15:03
i have heared it even b4 then :p

good for you.
BuKoHm
27th February 2009, 01:15
good for you.
thanck you
MrTwig
27th February 2009, 03:22
thanck you

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9348/lolcatspl7.jpg
BuKoHm
27th February 2009, 04:09
is that so rare? :D