Quickening
2nd May 2008, 23:55
[align=left]Fun Things to Do in Public
Fun Things to do Menu
* Bring a rope and a Cowboy hat to a local park, find some geese and have yourself a fun time trying to roping some geese.
* Do a fake fall - falling down is funny
* Dress up really weird and walk around the block waving to people you have never seen
* Fill a condom up with water and leave it on a busy side walk. Observe the results.
* Freely distribute mini bottles of blowing bubbles in crowded public places
* Go into the adult section of a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and the how great the actors were.
* Go to the library and loudly ask where the erotica section is and how many books you can check out at once
* Have your caricature done
* Order a pizza while you're at the beach
* Keep a squirt gun in your vehicle and have it loaded at all times
* Place a Whoopee Cushion on someone's chair just as they are sitting down
* Play flash light tag in a crowded place at night
* Print up a bunch of "lost pet" signs, instead make signs for a missing grilled cheese sandwich. Tape them up in lots of public places, and make sure people see you doing it. Be sure to look very sad.
* Put on a business suit and walk around a toy store playing with the toys really enthusiastically.
* Sit in a large cardboard box on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Why lie? I need a BEER!!"
* Skip to the grocery store from your car, or ride in the buggy back
* Take you pants off and try and give them to someone
* Walk down a busy street and then freeze for no reason
* When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
At the Mall
* Climb into a window display and pose
* Do the Peewee Herman Dance on a table in a food court
* Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
* Go into a store all dressed up with some friends and give the appearance you are a movie star (see how many people you can convince - have some bodyguards)
* Go to the make-up section of stores in malls and give yourself a new look
* Go shopping wearing flippers and swim goggles then go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
* Have a sumo wrestling match in the middle of a mall
* Hide in the clothes racks, and when people walk by, or browse at the racks, change your voice and say "buy me", "pick me" or something of that sort
* Hum the "Mission I mpossible" theme loudly in a retail store
* Keep a mini water gun with you when you go to the mall. I nconspicuously shoot people as they walk by and watch for their reactions
* On a cold day get a big blanket and walk around an outdoor mall saying to different people " I 'm warmer than you!"
* Play the keyboard at the organ store
* Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them
* Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf
Fun Things to do Menu
* Bring a rope and a Cowboy hat to a local park, find some geese and have yourself a fun time trying to roping some geese.
* Do a fake fall - falling down is funny
* Dress up really weird and walk around the block waving to people you have never seen
* Fill a condom up with water and leave it on a busy side walk. Observe the results.
* Freely distribute mini bottles of blowing bubbles in crowded public places
* Go into the adult section of a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and the how great the actors were.
* Go to the library and loudly ask where the erotica section is and how many books you can check out at once
* Have your caricature done
* Order a pizza while you're at the beach
* Keep a squirt gun in your vehicle and have it loaded at all times
* Place a Whoopee Cushion on someone's chair just as they are sitting down
* Play flash light tag in a crowded place at night
* Print up a bunch of "lost pet" signs, instead make signs for a missing grilled cheese sandwich. Tape them up in lots of public places, and make sure people see you doing it. Be sure to look very sad.
* Put on a business suit and walk around a toy store playing with the toys really enthusiastically.
* Sit in a large cardboard box on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Why lie? I need a BEER!!"
* Skip to the grocery store from your car, or ride in the buggy back
* Take you pants off and try and give them to someone
* Walk down a busy street and then freeze for no reason
* When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
At the Mall
* Climb into a window display and pose
* Do the Peewee Herman Dance on a table in a food court
* Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
* Go into a store all dressed up with some friends and give the appearance you are a movie star (see how many people you can convince - have some bodyguards)
* Go to the make-up section of stores in malls and give yourself a new look
* Go shopping wearing flippers and swim goggles then go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
* Have a sumo wrestling match in the middle of a mall
* Hide in the clothes racks, and when people walk by, or browse at the racks, change your voice and say "buy me", "pick me" or something of that sort
* Hum the "Mission I mpossible" theme loudly in a retail store
* Keep a mini water gun with you when you go to the mall. I nconspicuously shoot people as they walk by and watch for their reactions
* On a cold day get a big blanket and walk around an outdoor mall saying to different people " I 'm warmer than you!"
* Play the keyboard at the organ store
* Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them
* Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf