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    i have died because silly pp/ol gives improved condition so if i go br to heal it dont work!!
    A damn classic this one!
    "why i couldn't heal myself -hp decreasing fast-?
    Ohh,damn,battleroar is run out,what i've to do right now?
    -hp reach alarm lv- /spam guts and hope resist.
    oohh,im dead,and damn improve condition,i forgot to delete it after buff round!"

    My most retarded death was...i flagged back to flammable in imperial tombs.
    I was in a grade yet,so i did him...uhm...100dmg as large with normal hit...
    Im sure sturm ad other guys in party laugh'd a lot on me for that,maybe most stupid death till l2 start.

    In other one i've gone afk in sv and take a coffea,when i did back in front of screen my poor orc were dead between chest guardians who nuked me sit there.
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    talking about death arn`t you ?

    well here are some facts about my l2 journey

    fact 1- no way a day pass with out diying

    fact 2- most of my death r cuz of lag/stupid summon heals late

    fact 3- if i only 5 mins remaining for the next day and im still not dead i will log in and die so i dont regret the next day that something is missing :P

    How do i die when im hunting solo ? i usualy send my summon as victim number 1 if i find it difficult or impossible to defeat that mob i will run for it and usualy im a slowass so i get killed from that mob ...

    How do i die when im in party ? i always believe that my summon got a big hp which can handle alot of hits so i send my summon to the next room just to pay attention to a mob or 2 but suddenly i bring the whole room to me and get owned

    regards .

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    Most retarded death ever still is;

    Knowning GreenFire will have mage bubbles up, see Anakim transformation (un-nerfed AoE nuke) and still rushing into it because you're autofollowing the parties Main Assist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genosha View Post
    Most retarded death ever still is;

    Knowning GreenFire will have mage bubbles up, see Anakim transformation (un-nerfed AoE nuke) and still rushing into it because you're autofollowing the parties Main Assist.
    lol...

    yep i have done similar thing in the past and hit an RB in Silent Valley whilst rest of melee-party moved onto "Next-Target" of tank, leaving me to die a sad and lonely, complete numpty-style, death...lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herne_TheHunter View Post
    lol...

    yep i have done similar thing in the past and hit an RB in Silent Valley whilst rest of melee-party moved onto "Next-Target" of tank, leaving me to die a sad and lonely, complete numpty-style, death...lol...
    ...and i've been playing this game for nearly 5 yrs now...and i still think that i am a noob...

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    My most retarded death was two weeks ago when I was rifiting. Noticing that I have 2 minutes until salvation fades I decided to die and use it to recover full mp and hp. So I'm in the mage room trying to die. Trying, trying, trying... but the stupid kooka won't let me. Always heals me at the very last moment, even crit heal a few times. So I press the button to stop it for a while, no effect - it still heals you when it thinks you'll die. So I'm still trying to die, 30 sec left on salvation.
    When I finally managed to die (when the kooka died itself) it was 1 sec after salvation has faded... so no brez, no mana regen, no nothing. Just a big WTF!!!
    I still laugh at myself
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    Crazy ameno!!

    Zairakh - Titan 81 / Tyr 4x

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    For the green valleys where dragons fly
    For the glory the power to win the black lord
    I will search for the emerald sword"

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    Last night, doing instanced Zaken, I brought my 62 Berserker. Finally got to Zaken and I kept dying instantly every 5-10 seconds...I'd get rezzed...die...rezzed...die...rezzed...die.

    Then someone asked if I forgot to put jewels on my toon. So I check my inventory and I have jewels...but I don't have any armor on!!

    Hey, it's not my fault the kamael naked skin is fully clothed!!
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